Total Crash Or, the Great Collision A Fact About Runescape
A good 50% of the Runescaping community, people like you, would agree the Runescape/Gielinorian event known as "Total Crash" started at 8:00 Eastern Time February 1st, 2012. That was, after all, the day the Penhumans (see appendix) known as "Haru Arravsent" or "Haru Axeman Daniels Samazanba", brother to Kyushi, Taikishiro, and sister Tairin discovered a true, actual Zamorakian in their neighborhood luring in kids who could play Runescape-the same way an angler lures in fish with an enormous light on its head. If you are part of that group, let me tell the truth as it happened. First, before I ruin the plot, it started December 10, 2007, when Jagex's most monumental update ripped open the fabric of Runescape as we know it. You absolute newbs out there-that huge, blackened wasteland north of Varrock? It used to be an enormous, really, freaking BIG battle arena, which was also an enormous money pit. Because quite literally, every single piece of GP in